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Mornings at my house

December 6, 2012 | 5 Comments

ME [in bed]:
Get out of bed everyone!

KIDS:
Okay! Here we go! Now our uniforms are on!

ME [in bed]:
Oh. Er. Feed the dogs!

KIDS:
Okay! We’ve done that! Yay!

ME [still in bed]:
Right! Well, I guess just watch TV or something?

ME SLEEPS. FIFTEEN MINUTES PASS.

ME FLIES OUT OF BED, CRYING.

ME:
We’re late! Quick! Why haven’t you got a banana in your lunch! Well find one! Your socks don’t match! The dogs don’t have any water! Why do I have to do everything! JUST GET IN THE CAR.

KIDS:
We want a new mother!

ALL:
[crying]

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  • Reply edenland December 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    I love you so much. I love you so much. We are twins. XXXX
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    • Reply Anna Spargo-Ryan December 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

      There is no one I’d rather be twins with!

  • Reply mumabulous December 6, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Sounds very much like Chez ‘Abulous but without the inevitable melt down at daycare over something I’ve forgotten to pack.
    Anna and Eden – get a room for gawdsake!
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    • Reply edenland December 6, 2012 at 3:47 pm

      Mumabulous … threesome?
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  • Reply Megan Blandford December 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    I love this about kids getting older!
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