I’ve vaguely begun to plan a wedding. Mine! It’s going to be an autumn Sunday breakfast wedding in our own garden, with bacon and our friends and everyone will have a Bloody Mary and a nap.
Due to the fact that I had almost no input into my first wedding, I don’t know what to do or where to begin or who to ask. And I don’t want to make my blog into both House Blog and Wedding Blog, because that is just beyond mean and I like you quite a lot.
But I am a numpty, so just this once would you humour me and give me your best wedding tip? Like, “Don’t hire a clown!” or, “Don’t put sex toys on your registry*!”
* Don’t worry, there won’t be a registry. This is my second wedding! If I open that floodgate I’ll just keep getting divorced and remarried for the presents.