Must keep typing – Anna Spargo-Ryan

Must keep typing

Must keep typing

I’m typing because everyone knows what will happen if I don’t. I’ll pick up the damn phone and I’ll press the stupid buttons and have a conversation that doesn’t fix anything and then cry until I’m ninety.

It wouldn’t even be the right conversation. My prediction is this one:

ME:
Hi.

HIM:
Hi. What’s up?

ME:
Oh you know, I’m just sadder than the population of SadLand and I wish my face would fall off so at least the crying would stop. What’s up with you?

HIM:
Nothing really, just playing Words With Friends.

ME:
You did ‘her’ and then ‘toned’. Are you trying to tell me something?

HIM:
What?

ME:
Are you leaving me because there’s someone else and she’s more toned than me? Why didn’t you just tell me?

HIM:
I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

ME:
When are you coming home?

HIM:
I don’t think I am. Remember?

ME:
NO. That was an IMAGINARY conversation for IDIOTS. Come home right now!

HIM:
No.

ME:
Why are you doing this to me?

HIM:
I think I should go.

ME:
Don’t go! Please! I miss you! Come home!

HIM:
Bye Anna.

ME:
Everything I ever loved has been taken from me I can’t go on like this I’m going to overdose on Panadol and you will always regret it no one will ever love you as much as I do.

So you see, there’s no possible way I can stop typing.

2 Comments
  • edenland

    May 11, 2012 at 9:37 pm Reply

    Woah.

    Who even are you? You are gorgeous. Your words … there’s piece of your Spirit all up in your blog. I love it.

    I hope you’re ok .. there’s some Big Sad? It’ll pass. Bad things always do. Good things pass too. Life is bullshit.

    I like your Adele cover.

    XXXX

    • Anna Spargo-Ryan

      May 11, 2012 at 10:09 pm Reply

      Oh, stop it! That is the loveliest thing I’ve read for ages. Except the part about good things passing, obviously. That part was horrible.

      x

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