Willies and balls (adult content) – Anna Spargo-Ryan

Willies and balls (adult content)

Willies and balls (adult content)

The kids’ playroom looks like an elephant shat paper and textas, so it’s clean out time. I’m one of those tragic parents who keeps every scrap of paper my children have ever breathed on, so I have been thorough in my sorting the wheat from the chaff.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is wheat.

Lily addresses the issues of the birds and the bees but then crosses it out so it doesn't exist anymore

When I eventually stop laughing, I’ll need your help in exactly how to broach this topic with my seven-year-old. Especially the issue of ‘coping with disappointment’, if that’s the proportions she’s expecting in her future relationships.

Update: I asked her what it meant, and she said, “GOD, MUM, IT’S NOT LIKE I CAN REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE THING I DRAW.”

7 Comments
  • Deb @ Bright and Precious

    June 9, 2012 at 1:45 pm Reply

    Oh Anna! I am laughing. Deeply. This is the funniest kid’s picture I have ever seen. And that willie? It looks jet-propelled, doesn’t it? xx

  • Carli

    June 9, 2012 at 5:51 pm Reply

    Oh funny….but he might need to get those testes checked ;)

  • Lara @ This Charming Mum

    June 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm Reply

    It’s all very neatly labelled. A copy of a page from one of those ‘Where did I come from?’ type of books?

    • Anna Spargo-Ryan

      June 9, 2012 at 8:51 pm Reply

      I’d be careful about throwing around plagiarism claims Lara, Lily is quite sensitive about her creative pieces ;) x

      • Lara @ This Charming Mum

        June 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm Reply

        Lol, of course I would never suggest this was some kind of inferior reproduction (boom boom), was more speculating on where she gets her inspiration ;)

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