Storytelling

This image is the wonderful 'Erotica' by Federico Castellon The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me in my whole life, still, to this very day, even more embarrassing than when my dad found my vibrator collection, and even more embarrassing than when I vomited on a footballer outside Frostbites, and even more embarrassing than publishing a poem called "YOU DID THIS TO ME", happened when I was about 11. I hope my dad doesn't remember, but I expect he does and just hopes we will never talk about it again.